迷失的老美

It’s really not all that difficult, if you can believe that, and here it is.

1) You need to have the rabies shots up to date and no fresher than 30 days from departure.
2) You have to have the burgundy book for the cat.
3) There must be a health inspection done at a vet that is certified by the government, and then you wait 3 days to get a stamped and certified document. This is good for 14 days, then you have to do it again.
4) Take this document to the export building and get an export certificate (this is actually free)
5) At this point, your cost is about 300 RMB
6) Airlines – DO NOT FLY A DOMESTIC AIRLINE. none of them accept pets, you are going to have to fly a US airline.  And you must alert them in advance, like when you are booking to ensure they have a space open for the cat.
7) The carriers they sell in the pet shops do NOT meet airline requirements. Just go to the airport and buy a carrier, it costs $50
8)Cost for bringing a pet on board is 900RMB and covers all connecting flights.
9) Upon arrival to the US, you show your certs and that’s it. Done.

As for #7, I got back from Yinchuan and decided to take care of the carrier early.  I had already reserved one when I found that they sold them.  So, I thought I would just go pick one up.  3 hours later I had one.  I had to go upstairs to the office and find the hidden airline office.  Then hunt someone down during lunch.  He informed me that YES they have it right there, but to pay for it, I have to go downstairs to the counter, which is past customs, which means filling out a customs declaration.  By the time I got there, the guy was gone… of course.  There were other people, but they could not help me, for there was only one person at the entire service desk with authorization to accept payment and he was missing.  It was $50 and they demanded 400RMB, which is a bullshit exchange, but whatever, I did it just to save the confusion and hassle.  I gave it to him, didn’t bother with the 发票 and let him handle payment when the other guy got back.  Seemed reasonable to me.  That was the only real pain in the ass for the process.

Well, another backdate, but lots of stuff to cover.

From the previous post, you can see that I quit my job and worked on getting out of China.  Why not just leave immediately? Because I had a plan, and that plan was to get Jude home for Christmas.  Said plan failed due to timing problems.  The issues were getting her accepted by a credible US university fast enough to start Spring Semester ASAP.  With her English scores being borderline and a few certain strings needing to be pulled, I had her ditch the agent she was using.  The agent had done nothing for her and was actually hurting her cause.  An all out hunt for a good school began and we found three.  After much pushing and late night phone calls Cal Lutheran gave her a conditional acceptance upon completion of an English program.  The English program we got lined up was at CSUN.  But Cal Lutheran was only a failover choice.  It’s not a good school to be honest and the major was not great either.  The trick was that an actual degree program would result in a much easier visa, whereas an English program alone would be much more difficult.  We rushed on this one, getting them payment about 30 minutes before they closed for Christmas break and the materials came in time for the visa interview which we scheduled as an emergency to get an appointment for the last day of the year.  Woodbury accepted her as well, but the timing was wrong.  No way to get materials in time and no way to change the visa without completing the first part at CSUN.

Jude went through her interview like it was nothing.  Again, consider some strings pulled, but I was still nervous as hell.  Once her visa was done, we ran off to Yinchuan again as a final “trip home”.  In retrospect, not a great move on my part.  But I appreciated the trip and managed to pick up things that I wanted to take back to the US.

Getting me to the US was fun as well.  Getting that visa changed over to an L without a trip to Hong Kong was surprisingly simple, although pricey.  Getting tickets was easy as expected… getting cheap ones was not.  And getting all my junk back to the US was another pain in the ass.  My Trek, books, clothing, other assorted things of mine and Jude’s all were going to be ocean-freight shipped, but that would have required me to get up to Dalian, dragging everything with me, stay there for 3 days to clear customs with my passport in hand and *maybe* getting a spot on the ship.  No, I went with air freight in the end.  It was twice as much, but 10 times simpler.

Other things, could not come back.  My wonderful spice cabinet that I designed and had commissioned, it had to stay with the apartment.  Too big to move, too specific to the space… it was the coolest thing in the kitchen and I miss it.  The washer/dryer.  The beast, the wonderful beast.  I had to sell it off.  I was trying for 8000, then 5000, and then I got an offer for 4000.  Then moments later I got an offer for 6000 which fell through and then the 4000 offer didn’t want it anymore.  In the end I unloaded it for 2500 to a fellow expat who does not teach English, is a long-timer and is married locally.  He wanted it for the same reason I got it and would appreciate it.  That is payment on its own… in a way.  We managed to squeeze it into a taxi somehow and I gave him my Vacuum Cleaner, Oven and some dishes.  Spices, I sold off for 600 RMB.  How I managed that, wow, I have no idea, but good deal on that one.  And Petey… he opened a bar, I traded him the waffle iron, George, the transformer, Bread maker and a few other misc. stuff left over for a bunch of booze as a sendoff.

More than “kinda” painful to be ripping apart my Chinese life like that.  Really, very painful to see all that go after so long.  But no choice in the matter at that point.  The cat tree and other kitty stuff, I gave to Ting Ting and we hung out for a weekend together.  糖糖 is a good kitty and 婷婷 would appreciate it, and I know she and 糖糖 do.

I saw Sophie for the last time, had to say goodbye, and it was painful in some ways, even now, but I was confident of my move.  I know I will be back, so it’s not goodbye, it’s see ya later.

And then for the complicated part: Etienne (what? you think I’d leave her?)

Getting a cat to the US from China is sorta complicated, but not too bad in reality.  The next post will describe this in detail for easy linkage.

Well, everything set to go and in order, of course there were complications at the last minute.

I was running a bit late due to a landlord who showed up late and got stuck in the worst traffic of my life.  And I am talking bad, even by Beijing standards.  All 5 rings were bumper to bumper.  I gave myself 120 minutes, it took about 110.  Yes, you read that right.  I got checked in, through security, to the terminal and onto the plane just before they closed boarding in about 30 minutes.  This was bad juju, because Jude had been waiting for me for an hour and her friends didn’t get to see me off.  This sucked, but at least we made the flight to San Fran.  Where we got raped by security on our transfer to LAX.

Once all was in order at LAX, it was just a matter of picking up the cat, waiting for a shuttle and picking up the rental car.  Waited about 1 week for luggage to show up from the air frieght and that was another fun runaround between the warehouse, customs (much prayer involved), and back to the warehouse.  I hate LAX by the way, for so many reasons.

And that is how you get back to the US in one piece.