Random Thoughts
That’s all it is, just random thoughts.
5000 years and still a developing country?
I am from West
The Chinese God is not the White Man’s God. The Chinese God hates white people.
应该 is actually a negation
If I am 24 and you are 25, I am very young.
The Olympics: That’s gonna have such a potential to be a gigantic clusterfuck
If 洋气 is a word, then so is 中气
You know that old guy in the back of the bus, smelling of piss, babbling gibberish that no one understands while he drinks his moonshine and randomly cries? I want to be that old man.
Ever notice there are like NO psychiatrists in china? I think they collectively sat down one day and were like “fuck china, not even gonna touch that shit”
psychiatrists ———-ten foot pole——————————-> china
As much as I love my Chinese kitchen to smell like ass… I am not ready to go that native yet.
God is pissed, China doesn’t care. China forces god to fill out form before getting pissed.
“Chinese people don’t have souls, remember? Even in my white hick school in the mountains that’s the running joke. My dormies tried to buy me a soul last year for Christmas.”
Have you ever heard the term “damaged goods”? usually they label that shit with “Made in China”.
Plenty of fish in the sea, but remember, it’s the China Sea, that water’s polluted, all the fish are dead.
“Studies have found that in some towns, levels of lead poisoning could be as high as 30%” This explains SO much.