迷失的老美

一个老美的故事

Enough sappy bullshit, this is my blog and I’ll write what I want

Filed under: 中国 — at 5:12 pm on Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Ok, things that I have been wanting to comment on.

1) The fake baozi story.
For a country that is called “PRC”, they know nothing about the first two letters. We have all heard the back and forth story. First there is a release and a video of a story claiming that baozi in Chaoyang are being made by mixing caustic soda with cardboard. Then the government claims it’s all fake and jails the journalist.

They handled it like a child would. That’s where they screwed up, by being their old predictable selves
Just like any situation where you find someone at fault in this country and they use the 没有 defense regardless of the situation.

Situation 1)
The original Baozi story was real.

The WRONG way to deal with it:
The government covers it up in a stereotypical fashion and called their own news unreliable in the process

The RIGHT way to deal with it:
The government publicly launches a probe into the matter and cracks down on quality of food and reports a few trivial ways they cleaned up

Result:
The international community feels some assurance that China is making improvements.

Situation 2):
The Baozi story was faked

The WRONG way to deal with it:
The government runs out and exposes it as a fake article and destroying the credibility of all news in the process. Claiming a cleanup in news quality and calling into question every single piece of news that comes out of China.

The RIGHT way to deal with it:
Announce an investigation into the matter and find a few violators of food safety which are improved or shut down. Afterwards announce the baozi story was found to be fake, but claim that it served as an important trigger in the awareness of food quality.

Result:
International community sees that food quality has some problems, but they are handled intelligently and that the government takes allegations seriously and at the same time the fact that the news was fake is not the top headline and goes unnoticed, maintaining the credibility of the Chinese news organs while improving them quietly.

It doesn’t matter if it was situation 1 or 2, all that matters is that they handled the entire thing poorly and in a stupid manner. Now we see the results.

The factor that was completely ignored was what the current situation was. Massive amounts of quality issues regarding food and manufactured goods which are VERY real. Yet, nothing about the news organs. All they managed to do was ignore the opportunity for a little good PR and at the same time shoot themselves in the other foot.

Topic 2)
China:
This is a country where there are no real morals, no common decency, nothing that can be called “respect” in a real way. There is 面 and 脸, the two types of “face”, however it’s nothing more than another piece in the wonderful and corrupt guanxi game. This is something that anyone looking to succeed in China must realize and come to terms with. Just learn how to kiss the right ass and it’s all smooth sailing until your ass is high enough that others beg to kiss it. Be warned that business here is war on multiple fronts. There is no easy deal, there is no simple job. Clients don’t pay up and competition will steal from you without any repercussion. Companies will scam you because to them it was a quick profit.
How to succeed in this market? Be better. It’s not hard at all. You know all those business ethics and morals from the US? Throw out half of them and you are still sailing high above your competition. In a market where the prevailing mentality is 60% = done, you barely even have to apply yourself to be seen as the best. Just train your staff to actually THINK instead of DOING and you win.

This is a country that cannot successfully even copy a car without it being a deathtrap on wobbly wheels. Google “china” “car” and “crash test” and you will see the videos, no reason to link there here. The immediate profit is all that is taken into consideration, nothing in terms of quality or craftsmanship.

Topic 3)
Stubbornness
I get a bad wrap on this issue plenty enough. Simple fact is that to succeed ANYWHERE you MUST be stubborn. This goes doubly in China. The thing you want can be sitting right there in front of you and they will say they don’t have any. The problem can be easy to solve and they will say it is impossible. You complain to management and they react in shock and disbelief, refusing to accept that such a fucked up thing could happen, but at the same time doing nothing about it.
As a foreigner here, you are marked for abuse. Beggars will assault you for money, vendors will rip you off with big old shit-eating grins on their faces, assuming you are completely oblivious to what is happening.
The only solution is to be stubborn. They say 1000 and you say 5, and you stick to it because you know it’s 5. They say it’s impossible and you force them to do it, abusing “face” and throwing curve balls. You have to stick to your guns and force them to do it, like you would with a child. It gets frustrating at times, but it’s all in the mindset. The sheer level of micromanagement in every god damned situation is mind boggling.

Unfortunately, this mindset can be hard to change for a personal relationship. Learning how to control it is a hard skill as well but also crucial if you ever want to be happy here, not just successful.

This is how to succeed in China. Just be better than your competition both professionally and ethically. Scammers and fraudsters make the fast money, but in the end they all fail. Quality is what matters, even in China. The fact that 99% of your competition does not realize this, makes this an easy market to clean up in.

Need to vent? Care to elaborate on your own opinions? Feel free to respond.

Chen Laoshi Comes to Beijing

Filed under: 中国 — at 10:13 am on Saturday, July 15, 2006

A few nights ago, Byron hopped online and said something about Chen laoshi being in Beijing.  I fired off an email and called her home to try and get contact information.  Indeed, she DID come to Beijing! She is here for a conference and is leaving on the 18th.  It’s been a long while since she has been here though, so I was forced to show her around some and have fun.  We had lunch in 王府井 at 狗不理, got her a charger for her camera, found the power adapters that I need, walked through 天安门, and went through 地下城.

北京地下城…. I am so glad that we saw this before, earlier in the year.  It is now mostly ruined.  All the hutongs leading up to it have been demolished, the village watch center is destroyed, the tunnels themselves are leaking a lot now, and tunnels which were open before are not blocked off.  The beautiful murals are either gone or covered up, and the Mao shrine has been replaced with a Buddha shrine.  Lonely Planet is to blame for this.  Before they wrote about it, the spot was unknown even to most people living arond it.  Now there are rickshaws everywhere, with annoying people harassing everyone, offering to take them there.  Pardon the language, but FUCK YOU LONELY PLANET!  YOU HAVE RUINED A GREAT PLACE AND TURNED IT INTO SHIT!

After this, we went over to 崇文门 and got off at 东直门.  I treated my favorite teacher to 巴西烤肉 for dinner :)

We went back to her place, dropped stuff off and then got haircuts, which I was starting to need soon as it was.  The entire day was great, I really enjoyed this surprise visit, and hope we can have some more time together before she goes back.

The only black mark on the day was on my bike.  Oh how I loathe drivers in Beijing.  Red light means STOP.  I had a GREEN light, I had had a green light for a while.  Some fuckwit on a bike-wagon decided that red lights do not apply to him, and the shitstain slammed into me.  I saw it coming, so I was able to jump off and control my bike somewhat.  I escaped with a bruised ankle and a destroyed front tire.  Fixing the bike is cheap, my bruise will heal, so I dont mind too much.  What I DO mind is that the fucker had the nerve to yell at me as if it was my fault and then ride off across traffic without even so much as stopping to see if I was ok.  I hope he gets hit by a bus one day, no tears will be shed by me.  Fucking Beijing drivers… worst in the world.

Gaijin Parade, Angst, and Misc

Filed under: 中国 — at 7:48 pm on Sunday, October 24, 2004

Well, again, it’s been a while. Due not to to much being busy, as being lazy. In campus issues, we have been entrusted with actually using the real bows and ranges for archery and while we still do suck, it’s not as bad as we did before. I have found that it really sucks to be left eyed and right handed though. Also, we had a festival here and in Nagoya last weekend. I didnt get to the Nagoya one, I was too busy sleeping. But the Kasugai one was pretty sweet. We ended up being in the parade as a display of the internationalist faction of the city, ie. gaijins on parade. Hooked up with a bunch of Chinese and some French guys who I went drinking with and they paid. Same old same old for most of the classes here. Chinese is still my only really interesting one where I am learning anything. The pointlessness of the Japanese class has gotten to me and on Monday I am going to bring it up to the people in charge and demand a change as well as a guarantee for next semester. If they cannot or will not do that, I am changing to Beiwai next semester and that will be the end of my Japanese studies as far as i care. I am actually learning nothing in this class at all and it is a complete joke and waste of time. Michie (part of IES) agreed with this, and that made me a bit happy.

Business is working out pretty well, making some money, which was the goal, and I got the school to distribute the rest of my money. I am going to try not to tap into it and instead, boost it up for my return to China.

Natural disasters seem to love Japan. We have had a clusterfuck of typhoons and earthquakes lately. #23 hit us pretty hard and it was fun. Felt the earthquake yesterday too. 6.8 in Tokyo, just noticeable here in Kasugai. We are expecting typhoon #24 sometime soon too :)

Not much else to report of real significance apart from my English turning to crap more and more :)